Writings from the Inmates

Anonymous asked: “Say, whatever happened to William’s cat Geoffrey anyway?”

“He died.”

Anonymous asked: “Since you are all from the past, do you have difficulty using new technology, such as cell phones? ”

“Of course not! Don’t be ridiculous.”

“Anonymous asked: Any new and exciting things that you all would like to share?”

“Not particularly, no.”

“I found a new hat for my collection!”

Anonymous asked: “Who has the worst body odor in Warehouse 12?”

“Nikola. He frequently forgets to bathe.”

Anonymous asked: “What’s the most dangerous artifact any of you have come in contact with?”

” “Jack the Ripper” apparently created an artifact. I understand that had been quite a dangerous curiosity.”

“The Mirror located down in the crypts below of The Paris Opéra. To not bore you with the details, it ended up shattered.”

Anonymous asked: “Is HG funny?”

“Yes.”

knock-knock-professor asked: “Helen and Helena, why do you hate each other so much? There has to be a reason. Has something happened between you two?”

“The answer starts with an ‘N’ and ends with a ‘ikola Tesla.’ “

“Shut it, Hyde. Helen’s simply intolerable, and treats my friends poorly. She’s a terrible woman.”

“Why is there such a deep animosity between Helen and Helena?
— sanctuaryw13”

“She thinks she’s better than me.”

Anonymous asked: “Helena, do you think you’ll find long lasting love? And if so, what do you imagine that person will be like?”

“Love is an unnecessary waste of time. It doesn’t exist. All it is is lust under a different name. The world would be far better off without it.”

Anonymous asked: “So Helena what was your inspiration for the time machine?”

“Oddly enough, it was Charles. He told me a little story about a man he’d met with a box that could transport a person through time…”

“She was jealous.”

“No-one asked you.”